“This Josh and Tai thing was wigging me more than anything. I mean, what was my problem? Tai is my pal! I don’t begrudge her a boyfriend. What does she want with Josh, anyway? I mean, he dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he’s not even cute in a conventional way. I mean, he’s just like this slug that hangs around the house all the time! Ugh! And he’s a hideous dancer, couldn’t take him anywhere. Wait a second, what am I stressing about? This is like, Josh. Okay, okay…so he’s kind of a Baldwin. What would he want with Tai? She couldn’t make him happy. Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes - in case he ever makes any…Oh my god! I love Josh! I’m majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh!”
